Perhaps the most priceless wrong Lindsay email to date. The only thing that would make this better if it was apparent to what degree her "underwear was showing" to warrant probation. If I were the right Lindsay Anderson, I would ask Ms. Alpha Phi Michelle if it wasn't the alcohol, then what was to blame for the wardrobe malfunction? Just to pass fair judgement and all. Someone should also inform Michelle to take a hint. This is clearly the sorority version of "he's just not that into you."
Hi Lindsay!
I had a question about my final letter from J-board. It only states in the letter "Please remember that you are under 21, and you MUST be sober at every Alpha Phi event." I am in no way trying to argue the probation, but I just wanted to make sure that you all knew that I was in no way drunk at the September 20th function. I just wanted to make sure that the issue of drinking had no affect on your decision, and that you know that my underwear showing had nothing to do with alcohol. Please don't take this as an attack, it is more to make sure that you don't look at me differently because of it! Thanks so much for your time, and I apologize again!
Sincerely, Michelle
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